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Updated: Joe Biden Added to Christmas Carols 12 Days of Impeachment and Rudy the Hard Nosed Lawyer

UPDATED following Judiciary Committee Vote 12-13-19 12 noon.

UPDATED WITH NEW SONG AND VIDEO POSTED AT THIS LINK

Public Advocate's Rudy Reindeer Singers have taken to the streets and in social media to spread Holiday cheer.

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Contact: Public Advocate of the U.S. Inc., 703-845-1808, eugenedelgaudio@erols.com; twitter: @eugenedelgaudio

PUBLIC ADVOCATE Political Christmas Carols
RUDY'S SINGING REINDEER JEER 12 DAYS OF IMPEACHMENT (VIDEO)


WASHINGTON, December 12, 2019 /Christian Newswire/ --
Rudy's Singing Reindeer will wear reindeer hats, bright red noses and sing Christmas Carols during the Christmas holiday season in Washington, D.C.

Public Advocate president Eugene Delgaudio says "We are responding to the absurd daily fabrications of the phoney Congressional hearings and the Judiciary Committee's vote to impeach President Donald Trump with some parody Christmas Carols that provide a conservative perspective.

Public Advocate has defended Christian cake bakers and Supreme Court nominees for years so this is in keeping with that spirit this Christmas.

We are posting videos, and recordings of the songs on our website, social media and singing in Washington, D.C. neighborhoods too," Delgaudio said.

Featured songs refer to Rudolph Giuliani, President Donald Trump's lawyer, "Rudy the Hard-Nosed Lawyer" sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, "Rudy" to the tune of Kenny Rogers' "Ruby" and "12 Days of Hearings" sung to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas".

The singers sang to thousands of Trump Supporters waiting on lines at the Hershey, Pennsylvania Trump rally Tuesday and plan on singing next Wednesday at 6 p.m. in a Chantilly, Virginia neighborhood, and other Trump rallies during the Christmas season.

Who: Public Advocate of the U.S.Inc, a non-profit pro-family group
What: Rudy's Singing Reindeer
Why: To Mock the Congressional Hearings on Impeachment of President Trump
When: Wednesday Dec. 18 6 PM
Where: Chantilly, Fairfax, Virginia (location by email only)

LYRICS TO RUDY SINGING REINDEER SONGS

SHORT VERSION (LAST VERSE, 30 seconds)
https://www.publicadvocateusa.org/library/12_Days_of_Hearings-Day_12.wav

On the twelfth day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:
Disgruntled wonks,
No smoking gun,
No abuse of power,
No laws a-broken,
No misdemeanors,
Nasty Nadler napping,
Shifty Schiff a-lying,
No bribery!
No quid pro quo,
No Russians,

Mueller's Report,
and the garbage in Steele's dossier.

SONG ONE: 12 DAYS OF HEARINGS

AUDIO TAPE POSTED HERE
LONG VERSION (ALL VERSES, 3:25 minutes)
https://www.publicadvocateusa.org/library/12_Days_of_Hearings.wav

Song TWO: Rudolph the Hard-Nosed Lawyer

Sung to tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the Hard-Nosed Lawyer
Had some very scary foes,
And if you ever had some
You would know how that goes.
All of the local riffraff
Used to laugh and call him names,
They couldn't get good Rudolph
To join in any riffraff games,

Then one Foggy Bottom eve,
Donald came to say,
"Rudolph, with your hard-nosed fight,
Won't you drain the swamp tonight?"
Then all the riffraff loathed him,
And they shouted out, "We'll plea!
Rudolph the Hard-Nosed Lawyer,
We'll go down in infamy."

UPDATED 2ND TIME Dec. 14 2019 at 5:00 PM EST WITH THIS NEW SONG:

SONG THREE: Fraudster Joe (Biden) the Snowman
by F.R. Duplantier

Fraudster Joe the Snowman
Was an enterprising pol,
With a trust-fund life
And an upturned nose
And a heart made out of coal.

Fraudster Joe the Snowman
Was a senator, they say.
He was made of snow,
But the voters know
How he came to life one day.

There must have been some magic in
Those tight blue jeans they found,

For when they placed them on his legs

Joe began to dance around.

O, Fraudster Joe the Snowman
Found a way to live for free.
While the people pay,
He could laugh and play
And drive around in an SUV.

Huffedy humbug,
Huffedy humbug,
Look at Fraudster Joe go.
Huffedy humbug,
Huffedy humbug,
O the bilge of snow!

Fraudster Joe the Snowman
Knew the sun was hot some days,
So he said, "I'll hoax
All the stupid folks
And get myself a big pay raise."

Down to the village,
With a hockey stick in hand
And some bogus graphs
And some doctored stats,
Showing crisis for the land.

He led them to Joe's Waterloo,
Where the facts came out at last,
But he never once admitted that
He was just plain full of crap.

For Fraudster Joe the Snowman
Liked to always have his way,
So he waved goodbye
Saying, "Don't deny,
I'll be back again some day."

Huffedy humbug,
Huffedy humbug,
Look at Fraudster Joe go.
Huffedy humbug,
Huffedy humbug,
O the bilge of snow!

Song four: Rudy*
*to the tune of Kenny Rogers' "Ruby" Kenny Rogers song

You've printed out your list and trolled us with your glassy stare
Rudy, are you contemplating throwing us somewhere?
Handwriting on the wall says we're penitentiary-bound
Oh Rudy, don't take us lowlifes down


Its hard to justify a life that's bent and compromised
And the wants and the needs of our criminal ways. Rudy, we realize
That it won't be long: We've heard them say we're penitentiary-bound
Oh Rudy, don't take us lowlifes down

END OF STATEMENT

ADDENDUM

POSTED HERE ONLY. ENTIRE TEXT OF "12 DAYS OF HEARINGS"

Twelve Days of Hearings

On the first day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:

The garbage in Steele's dossier.

On the second day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:

Mueller's Report,
and the garbage in Steele's dossier.

On the third day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:
No Russians,

Mueller's Report,
and the garbage in Steele's dossier.

On the fourth day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:

No quid pro quo,
No Russians,

Mueller's Report,
and the garbage in Steele's dossier.

On the fifth day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:
No bribery!
No quid pro quo,
No Russians,

Mueller's Report,
and the garbage in Steele's dossier.

On the sixth day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:
Shifty Schiff a-lying,
No bribery!
No quid pro quo,
No Russians,

Mueller's Report,
and the garbage in Steele's dossier.

On the seventh day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:
Nasty Nadler napping,
Shifty Schiff a-lying,
No bribery!
No quid pro quo,
No Russians,

Mueller's Report,
and the garbage in Steele's dossier.

On the eighth day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:
No misdemeanors,
Nasty Nadler napping,
Shifty Schiff a-lying,
No bribery!
No quid pro quo,
No Russians,

Mueller's Report,
and the garbage in Steele's dossier.

On the ninth day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:
No laws a-broken,
No misdemeanors,
Nasty Nadler napping,
Shifty Schiff a-lying,
No bribery!
No quid pro quo,
No Russians,

Mueller's Report,
and the garbage in Steele's dossier.


On the tenth day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:
No abuse of power,
No laws a-broken,
No misdemeanors,
Nasty Nadler napping,
Shifty Schiff a-lying,
No bribery!
No quid pro quo,
No Russians,

Mueller's Report,
and the garbage in Steele's dossier.

On the eleventh day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:
No smoking gun,
No abuse of power,
No laws a-broken,
No misdemeanors,
Nasty Nadler napping,
Shifty Schiff a-lying,
No bribery!
No quid pro quo,
No Russians,

Mueller's Report,
and the garbage in Steele's dossier.


On the twelfth day of hearings,
Pelosi gave to us:
Disgruntled wonks,
No smoking gun,
No abuse of power,
No laws a-broken,
No misdemeanors,
Nasty Nadler napping,
Shifty Schiff a-lying,
No bribery!
No quid pro quo,
No Russians,

Mueller's Report,
and the garbage in Steele's dossier.

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