BREAKING: None of the Above defeats Nikki Haley, Singing Nun Salute
Professor Thies Writes Public Advocate:
With
90
percent
of
the
vote
counted,
None
of
the
Above
won
the
Nevada
primary,
defeating
Nikki
Haley,
63
percent
to
31
percent.
As
no
delegates
were
at
stake,
it
was
a
so-called
"beauty
contest."
Donald
Trump's
name
wasn't
on
the
ballot.
He's
participating
in
the
Nevada
caucuses,
to
be
held
in
a
couple
days.
Since
we
have
no
victory
speech
from
None
of
the
Above,
we
bring
you
the
next
closest
thing:
by
the
Singing
Nun
CREDIT:
CLIFFORD
F.
THIES
Eldon R. Lindsey Chair of Free Enterprise
Professor of Economics and Finance
Shenandoah University
Eldon R. Lindsey Chair of Free Enterprise
Professor of Economics and Finance
Shenandoah University