Hilarious Hakeem Jeffries Breaks Wind for 8 hours, fully supports unrestrained illegal alien gangs
Hilarious: The Inspiring Effect Hakeem Jeffries Had As He Gave Final Rant on the Floor
We've been reporting on the battle over the "One Big Beautiful Bill."
One of the funniest parts of the battle has been the lame response from House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY). I reported last night how he fell back on the traditional Democrat gambit that everyone was going to die if the bill passed. He also posted a picture of himself on X that everyone was mocking - it was him holding a baseball bat, saying they were going to keep the "pressure" on Republicans. It sounded like a threat, but it was also ridiculous, even inspiring memes, as our sister site Twitchy observed.
I guess Jeffries apparently hadn't humiliated himself enough with that post. On Thursday morning, Jeffries tried again, ranting one last time to stall the final vote on the bill.
But
he
was
so
lacking
in
inspiration,
at
least
one
colleague
was
falling
asleep
behind
him.
Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D-OH) was falling asleep behind him. Now that's a great ad for the Democratic Party. The guy next to her looks like he may be nodding out as well, but that's not clear. Hakeem the Dream has at least one going off to dreamland behind him.
What was even funnier was that after journalist Matthew Foldi posted about it, they removed her and replaced her.
This is so typically Democrat - it's all about the performance and the optics, not doing anything helpful or substantive, just Hakeem and his seventeen different hand movements. Plus, there goes Jeffries being deceptive again, claiming it ends Medicaid as we know it. Ending Medicaid for illegal aliens is not "ending Medicaid."
But, it turns out he was having some positive results, according to Vice President JD Vance.
Vance said a GOP member of Congress was undecided, but then, when he watched Jeffries, that member was now a "firm yes." Sounds like Jeffries is having an unintended opposite effect. Now, that's hilarious. We should employ Jeffries like this in the future; he'll help get all the GOP bills passed.
CSPAN POSTED ENTIRE SESSION INCLUDING 8 HOURS OF HILARIOUS HAKEEM